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Alvin will have acquired his own little carrier pigeon to send messages, so he'll have one stationed at the main carrier pigeon place that will come and find him.

In the meanwhile, this is the entry for any private messages that are delivered via the carrier pigeon system.

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OH MY GOD LOL

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[WELL.

THIS WAS NOT...WHAT HE EXPECTED..............AT ALL.

Okay Sorey, have a bird drop a message on your head at some point later that day.]

Sorey,

Thanks for the chocolates. I had no idea you liked me that much.

However, I feel that it is only right that I tell you that while I think you're a great guy, unfortunately you're just not my type. I know, I know, it's kind of uncool to tell you this through a message instead of in person, but if I saw you cry about it, I'm afraid my feelings would waver. I don't want to lead you on anymore than I have already.

I hope you don't mind if we can stay friends.

Best Regards,
Alvin


P.S. By the way, Valentine's is a time to express your ROMANTIC feelings toward someone. :P

P.P.S. Might want to cut down on the sugar next time.

[And just in case it wasn't clear: yes, he's trolling.]

HE THOUGHT HE WAS DOING A GOOD THING FOR A FRIEND

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[That's really rude, Mister or Miss Bird! Goodness.

Sorey is absolutely confused as he reads the message. Aren't they already friends???

And then he gets to the end of it. Oh. Okay. Alvin had been teasing. Good to know! Sorey sends a letter back.]

Dear Alvin,

I'll keep that tip in mind, thank you!

Well, romantic or not, it's a day that celebrates how much people care about each other, right? I care about you, so you deserve chocolates from me. And I hope you get more from other people who care about you!

From,
Sorey

P.S.: No, I don't mind staying friends!

[He's a pure, simple soul, Alvin.]

PROBLEM IS ALVIN IS THE FRIEND

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[Man. Sorey is truly too pure too innocent for this world. Definitely too pure for Alvin. It's like. Burning his skin pure.

Okay, maybe not exactly. Anyway, just another message back.]

Sorey,

If you keep this up I'm going to end up with cavities and actually feel bad.

Alvin

HOW IS THAT A PROBLEM, SOREY ASKS....

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[Alvin........................... He is politely confused. Again.]

Dear Alvin,

Keep what up?

From,
Sorey

SOREY IS THE NERD HE SHOULD FIGURE IT OUT. EVENTUALLY.

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[Alvin is not sure whether to feel sorry for the kid, to laugh, feel guilty, or kind of everything at once.

In the end it's kind of both, but mostly laughing.]

Nevermind. I'm just reminded how I'm surrounded by a bunch of goody two-shoes kids these days.